Good Day to You Sirs

I would like to thank Mr. Eskimobar for inviting me to contribute to Bettor Oft Dead. It is an honor to collaborate on his efforts to fill a void that has existed for too long in the World Wide Web, and he deserves our appreciation.

Gentleman, we find ourselves at a precipice. Society has declared war on what we hold dear and customs are facing extinction. The state of Washington is trying to ban cigars on golf courses, Minnesota is trying to block online gaming. The freedoms and liberties that formed the foundation of our country are being threatened, and no one is saying boo. That is until now. We are the voice for the voiceless. Your stick is our stick. We hold dear all that is man, and we vow to defend extravagance and luxury at all costs. We cherish the finer things and apologize for nothing. Not since the dreaded Burns Inquiry have men been so threatened, but iron only gains strength after emerging from the fires. The test will be passed and through this portal we will reclaim what is ours, the essence of our beings. Welcome aboard.