ASHES CUP - TEST TWO @ LORDS
More cricket. Mr. Kitay and I have just squared off on round two of our fantasy cricket endeavour, with the standings now at:
Kitay: (no fucking clue)
Eskimobar: (completely ass-backwards bewildered)
Hopefully the hosting website has the functionality to clearly convey a final winner; it is, after all, on the interweb, and technology and computers have the ability to do the mathematical calculation equal to that of a 80 x 120 foot abacus.
2009 OPEN CHAMPIONSHIP
Pablo took a bath on this one, dropping two of the three agreed upon props. In hindsight, JMFD's performance may have been unduly augmented by the higher ABV of beer in Europe against the standard content found in American brew. Or it could be that between his platinum hair and razz-a-ma-taz pants he was able to play a little winter rules golf since no one in the gallery could stare directly at him. Of course this does not apply to Ian Poulter, who would stare directly at JMFD's inseam nexus until his eyes combusted.
And he would bust too.
Because he's gay.
And not like that, "Oh, all European men are like that," put off. I mean the gay like when he has consentual sex with other men.
Double or nothing on the outstanding Open take with the Poulter Prop, Mr. Kitay?
INTRADE BETS O' THE WEEK
This website is so fantastic it garners its own write up - which I intend to provide fully at a later date - but I wanted to get two prop takes out there right now:
WEEKEND BOX OFFICE TAKE: G-Force, +30mil
This movie looks like such a blatant offense on the intelligence and sensibilities of the viewing public that it HAS to work, according to my Paul Blart Box Office Theorum:
A movie will excel just as much in the box office as I believe it appears awful, because the overwhealming majority of the viewing public are braindead.WISE LATINA VOTES: +65
Sotomayor will obtain 65 or more yes votes in her confirmation hearing, mostly from David Cone's lobbying efforts.
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